‘Tis the season to slob out on the couch and demolish a packet of holiday pastries in front of a good movie, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
Once again, a crop of latest Christmas films aims to become part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a vital public service to distinguish the gems from the coal, and to embrace the holiday mood, I watched as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Beginning, ideally, on a high. This release is the sole 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the top 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The Jonas Brothers are stuck in the UK after wrapping up their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an villainous Saint Nick, who bursts into melody to state they won’t get home until they “rekindle their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the uninitiated, while followers will certainly catch lots of references as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is excellent for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who will have to sit through it.
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor roped into a pantomime.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and aging star Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose agent has deceived him into thinking he’s starring in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he retorts. One can imagine their retort. Unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming sub-plots, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit tacky at any other time of year, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Danny Dyer shows up at the outset of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story unfolds as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least unique from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s performance is flat—a problem when he’s so central to everything.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Before lunch for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to pay back the excess.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to secure an acquisition for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she encounters a fellow in a book store who vows to show her Christmas in Paris.
A commentator recently declared this is the top new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a holiday love story with a dash of elegance and gives the necessary cozy feelings.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is very good too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The truth is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
The day’s gone downhill, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman goes on a quest to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher